F-SHOD Prototype Disclosure

The Flying ShitHook of Death.








An elusive instrument of terror and Weapon of Selective Destruction, many here have called for Disclosure. But until this time, the illusory nature of this weapon has not made details available to the average investigator. In fact, this weapon has been an imaginary mode of revenge and elimination of stupidity conceived by me over 20 years ago. More than one unsuspecting moron has, in the dark recesses of my mind, succumbed to a swift, certain and deserved fate through the surgical utilization of the Flying ShitHook of Death. The few people that I have revealed the existence of the F-SHOD to have typically almost died laughing at the concept ... whilst secretly desireing to own one.

What you see here today is the F-SHOD Mark-I, conceptualized by Chief of Engineering Design and Drydock Crewe Member, Zebowho. I thank and congratulate Zebowho for the insight and skill required to produce this work. It is truly beyond any expectations I ever had and is truly a feat of scientific endeavor. It is also a weapon that should inspire fear in any troll or insipid dingle-berry who demonstrates the unfortunate tendency towards dumbassity.









Pictured here are images taken during a test flight of the Potamac. Upon first sighting of this weapon, President Bush was immediately trundled away to a secret base in the west A pretense was made that he was overseeing a weather-control operation called Katrina, but the fact that He was the biggest moron in the area and, hence, an obvious F-SHOD target necessitated a hasty scramble to Air Force One.














Secretary of Defence Rumsfield, upon being interviewed after seeing this 'hooks-eye' view of a near miss at ending his remarkable stranglehold of administrative stupidity, remarked "Ummmm ... ahhhh ... well, there..... aaaah ..... ummmmmmmm ..........".

Fortunately for him, this was only a dry, test run.

Unfortunately, for the American public this was only a dry, test run!

Dick Cheney was not available for comment.








This close-up of the MARK-I's effective design feature, the infamous ShitHook, aids the viewer in understanding the insidious nature of the hook's design. Utilized correctly, the ShitHook can 'tear ya a new one, coming and going', thanks to the multi-pronged, razor-edge design. Visually terrifying, this design amazingly adds to the stealthy nature of this craft. Also, if more than one moronic target is clustered (e.g. an RNC Convention), multiple targets can be hooked simultaneously, while stupefied onlookers get slashed by the edges. Their buttplugs will be a-poppin' when they see this baby coming at them!




















So there you have it, the mighty F-SHOD Mark-I. Clean, stealthy and highly deadly to them that so rightly deserve it ... and so many do!

Thanks again, Zebowho, for a job well done!